Answer the question with a question

[Mopar Nut]

Not me, you just gave me hemorrhoids hearing that, anybody else?

[burnout.dawg]

Great answer Fred...wouldn't this require a lot of grease?

[Fred]

can someone kiss it better?

[Mopar Nut]

you need to get out more.  

Or get in more

[Fred]

Great answer Fred...wouldn't this require a lot of grease?

It would sure as hell require a lot of something!  

[Mopar Nut]

Is there a book on that?

[Fred]

hasn't everything been written about?



            actually there's a very glossy paged  and very graphic coffee table version out.

[Mopar Nut]

Do you have one?

[Fred]

no I don't, do you?

[burnout.dawg]

On the coffee table?

[Fred]

or anywhere else?

[Mopar Nut]

That was sure funny, don't you agree?

[burnout.dawg]

One for the coffee table might be interesting...what do you suppose the in-laws will say?

[Mopar Nut]

Could they have invented it?

[Fred]

Well I got a laugh out of it. What shall we talk about now?

[Mopar Nut]

Do you want to play a game?


                      war games, get it

[burnout.dawg]

I'm still laughing! What could we possibly talk about after this?

[Mopar Nut]

Hello, is there anyone out there?

[Fred]

If I'm out there, then where are you?

[Mopar Nut]

Can I be spaced out?

[Fred]

can I get in there to check?

   

[Mopar Nut]

Do you have a key?



                     or a brand new pair of roller skates

[Fred]

will a crowbar do?


              why aren't you helping out with the best seller?

[burnout.dawg]

Couldn't we just knock?

[Mopar Nut]

Who's that knocking?


                     
                        these are going too fast to post on the best seller.