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So I'm naked and happen to glance in the mirror

Started by Orange_Crush, October 07, 2005, 11:54:22 AM

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Orange_Crush

October 07, 2005, 11:54:22 AM
And I realize that I am an exceedingly hairy SOB

So I look at the electric trimmer I use to buzz my hair (on my head) And I got to thinking....hmmmmm.

The wife wasn't too happy about all the curly joes she had to sweep off the bathroom floor, but I could get used to the look if only it didn't itch so damn much!

Hey...At least I didn't use wax this time!

I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

RD

#1
October 07, 2005, 11:56:00 AM
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#2
October 07, 2005, 12:06:42 PM
  You have some FREAKY post man...  heh...  LMAO

Khyron

#3
October 07, 2005, 12:23:19 PM
Admit it, you started flexing and strutting in front of the Mirror didn't you?  :lol:


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#4
October 07, 2005, 12:28:10 PM
Quote from: Khyron on October 07, 2005, 12:23:19 PM
Admit it, you started flexing and strutting in front of the Mirror didn't you?   :lol:


With that and the hairy coment, looks like lunch is making a comeback! :icon_smile_big:

Mudhawg

#5
October 07, 2005, 12:30:21 PM
So you slicked off the twins?

Dale The Bold

#6
October 07, 2005, 12:33:42 PM
Shame.  Shame on all of us for clicking on a thread with such a title.   :rotz:
Matt. 14:8 (KJV) "And she, being before instructed of her mother, said, 'give me here John Baptist's head in a Charger.'"

dart3404

#7
October 07, 2005, 12:34:00 PM
Thanks for sharing.


73dodge

#8
October 07, 2005, 12:39:04 PM
did you shave everything?

did you oil up and flex for the wife? Although a greasy beer gut is probably not too attractive.............


Am I grossing everyone out now with all the gross mental pictures?

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store NOT a government agency!

Orange_Crush

#9
October 07, 2005, 12:42:39 PM
Quote from: Mudhawg on October 07, 2005, 12:30:21 PM
So you slicked off the twins?

Well...lets just say that little OC no longer looks like a midget standing in sawgrass.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Plumcrazy

#10
October 07, 2005, 12:44:02 PM

It's not a midlife crisis, it's my second adolescence.

PocketThunder

#11
October 07, 2005, 12:54:13 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 12:42:39 PM
Quote from: Mudhawg on October 07, 2005, 12:30:21 PM
So you slicked off the twins?

Well...lets just say that little OC no longer looks like a midget standing in sawgrass.

:smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
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#12
October 07, 2005, 12:54:39 PM
so how old are you now? And you only figured that out just now?
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Old Moparz

#13
October 07, 2005, 01:06:29 PM
I'd be willing to bet that a lot of members on here weren't around on the old site when you posted about waxing your back.   :smilielol:

Too bad, it was a good read.
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ramit

#14
October 07, 2005, 01:46:43 PM
I hope you didn't tuck your junk behind your legs and pose! :o

Khyron

#15
October 07, 2005, 02:00:32 PM
:haha:


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#16
October 07, 2005, 02:13:38 PM
DOOD! WTF!?!

4402tuff4u

#17
October 07, 2005, 02:19:13 PM
Why, why , why did I click!! I knew I would regret it. :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall:
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Mudhawg

#18
October 07, 2005, 02:59:29 PM
Sooooo, did you just use the trimmer or did you get out the nair and/or a razor??

Orange_Crush

#19
October 07, 2005, 03:07:38 PM
Quote from: Mudhawg on October 07, 2005, 02:59:29 PM
Sooooo, did you just use the trimmer or did you get out the nair and/or a razor??

Just the trimmer...that's the last place I'd risk a nick.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Mudhawg

#20
October 07, 2005, 03:13:01 PM
That's some funny s**t right there.  Sooooo, what did your wife say, because we all know you went to her and said. "Hey, look at what I did!!"

Orange_Crush

#21
October 07, 2005, 03:15:30 PM
Quote from: Mudhawg on October 07, 2005, 03:13:01 PM
That's some funny s**t right there.   Sooooo, what did your wife say, because we all know you went to her and said. "Hey, look at what I did!!"

She looked up from her magazine, shook her head, and went back to her reading.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

ChargerBill

#22
October 07, 2005, 03:21:55 PM
Sick visuals, m u s t   s t o p   t h e m.... Does anyone know the best way to scrub your brain?... :icon_smile_dead:
Life is a highway...

Orange_Crush

#23
October 07, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
Oh...BTW...

Something I learned the hard way for anyone wanting to try this...

clippers WILL nick sack skin so be careful.

It took me about 20 minutes to get my bag to quit bleeding!
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Mudhawg

#24
October 07, 2005, 03:26:25 PM
please tell us there are no windows in your bathroom.

ChargerBill

#25
October 07, 2005, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
Oh...BTW...

Something I learned the hard way for anyone wanting to try this...

clippers WILL nick sack skin so be careful.

It took me about 20 minutes to get my bag to quit bleeding!

OC, you're killing me man...why do I keep clicking on this thread?! :-X
Life is a highway...

Telvis

#26
October 07, 2005, 03:29:26 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
Oh...BTW...

Something I learned the hard way for anyone wanting to try this...

clippers WILL nick sack skin so be careful.

It took me about 20 minutes to get my bag to quit bleeding!

Holy Crap!! O U C H!!!!

Orange_Crush

#27
October 07, 2005, 03:30:41 PM
Quote from: ChargerBill on October 07, 2005, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
Oh...BTW...

Something I learned the hard way for anyone wanting to try this...

clippers WILL nick sack skin so be careful.

It took me about 20 minutes to get my bag to quit bleeding!

OC, you're killing me man...why do I keep clicking on this thread?! :-X

Because I guarantee that 90% of guys on this board have done something similar to this AT LEAST once.

I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Old Moparz

#28
October 07, 2005, 03:34:22 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:30:41 PM
Quote from: ChargerBill on October 07, 2005, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
Oh...BTW...

Something I learned the hard way for anyone wanting to try this...

clippers WILL nick sack skin so be careful.

It took me about 20 minutes to get my bag to quit bleeding!

OC, you're killing me man...why do I keep clicking on this thread?! :-X

Because I guarantee that 90% of guys on this board have done something similar to this AT LEAST once.




Maybe, but it has to be safer than wrapping yourself in 8 rolls of duct tape & tying one end to a fence & rolling down the hill to unwind it to remove the hair.
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ChargerBill

#29
October 07, 2005, 03:35:29 PM
Quote
Because I guarantee that 90% of guys on this board have done something similar to this AT LEAST once.

I had a kinky GF back in college :icon_smile_approve: She was handy with a disposable razor...
Life is a highway...

Old Moparz

#30
October 07, 2005, 03:38:26 PM
 :eek:

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Mudhawg

#31
October 07, 2005, 03:41:46 PM
Wow thats very 70s of you old moparz

73dodge

#32
October 07, 2005, 03:55:54 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:30:41 PM
Quote from: ChargerBill on October 07, 2005, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
Oh...BTW...

Something I learned the hard way for anyone wanting to try this...

clippers WILL nick sack skin so be careful.

It took me about 20 minutes to get my bag to quit bleeding!

OC, you're killing me man...why do I keep clicking on this thread?! :-X

Because I guarantee that 90% of guys on this board have done something similar to this AT LEAST once.



Yea but we would'nt post the results on the WORLD WIDE WEB for all 8 billion people on the planet to read
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store NOT a government agency!

Khyron

#33
October 07, 2005, 03:58:06 PM
Quote from: ChargerBill on October 07, 2005, 03:35:29 PM

I had a kinky GF back in college :icon_smile_approve: She was handy with a disposable razor...


I don't trust ANYONE that much ;)


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#34
October 07, 2005, 03:59:20 PM
Quote


Maybe, but it has to be safer than wrapping yourself in 8 rolls of duct tape & tying one end to a fence & rolling down the hill to unwind it to remove the hair.


Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store NOT a government agency!

ChargerBill

#35
October 07, 2005, 04:03:38 PM
Quote
I don't trust ANYONE that much ;)

This girl was so hot she could get you to do anything...and trust me, she had a lot of personal experience. :icon_smile_approve:
Life is a highway...

ramit

#36
October 07, 2005, 04:05:16 PM
We should just be glad that orange crush did not post any pics of his hair removal adventure!

Vainglory, Esq.

#37
October 07, 2005, 04:27:33 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:15:30 PM
Quote from: Mudhawg on October 07, 2005, 03:13:01 PM
That's some funny s**t right there.   Sooooo, what did your wife say, because we all know you went to her and said. "Hey, look at what I did!!"

She looked up from her magazine, shook her head, and went back to her reading.

Poor girl. ;D

Charger_Fan

#38
October 07, 2005, 05:12:55 PM
Now is it like velcro when you're trying to get your underwear off?

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

dart3404

#39
October 07, 2005, 06:04:21 PM
 :haha:

Plumcrazy

#40
October 07, 2005, 06:05:03 PM
I have to ask   ::)

Is your wife going to follow in your steps?   :icon_smile_blackeye:

It's not a midlife crisis, it's my second adolescence.

NHCharger

#41
October 07, 2005, 07:54:57 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 12:42:39 PM
Quote from: Mudhawg on October 07, 2005, 12:30:21 PM
So you slicked off the twins?

Well...lets just say that little OC no longer looks like a midget standing in sawgrass.

:haha: :haha: :haha:

My wife just read this thread.
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#42
October 07, 2005, 08:10:14 PM
Quote from: NHCharger on October 07, 2005, 07:54:57 PM
She says I'm not allowed to play with you guys anymore.

Due to the topic at hand. might I suggest that get re-worded :lol:


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#43
October 07, 2005, 08:37:17 PM
I'm a bit suprized. This sounds like a Mustanghater post :rotz:
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#44
October 07, 2005, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: DodgeChargerGuy on October 07, 2005, 08:37:17 PM
I'm a bit suprized. This sounds like a Mustanghater post :rotz:

Naw man...he's gotta grow something so he can shave it off!
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Troy

#45
October 07, 2005, 09:38:04 PM
That reminds me... :D

Quote from: Orange_Crush
Seems that at about age 30, I started getting some back hair.  By yesterday, it had gotten bad enough (hair poking through the weave in my shirt and pulling) that I decided to take my wife's suggestion and get it waxed.

Lets just say that I now know better.  This is the first time I have been able to put perspective on the pain I suffered when I racked my testes on my boat's rope cleat.

I figured it wouldn't be so bad.  A nice, dimly lit room, a massage table, candles, aromatherapy, the whole thing. 

None of that seems to matter when the white-hot searing pain in your back occupies every neuron in your brain.  Before I went in, I thought the girl performing the operation was a beautiful, blue eyed, porcelain skinned hottie.  After I came out, she looked like a sadistic hag to me!

The worst part is that the procedure takes about an hour, during which the hair (and skin too, from what it feels like) is peeled off your body in 2 inch wide x 6 inch long strips.  The agony is drawn out.

NEVER AGAIN

Who said all the important stuff from the old site was lost???

Troy
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Khyron

#46
October 07, 2005, 09:42:04 PM
:haha:  :bow:


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#47
October 07, 2005, 09:50:43 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! O0

Vainglory, Esq.

#48
October 07, 2005, 10:03:01 PM
Troy! :bow:

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#49
October 07, 2005, 10:10:04 PM
did we really need to know that...
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#50
October 07, 2005, 10:11:23 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
Oh...BTW...

Something I learned the hard way for anyone wanting to try this...

clippers WILL nick sack skin so be careful.

It took me about 20 minutes to get my bag to quit bleeding!

:iagree: :cryin:

:icon_smile_big: :icon_smile_cool:

Orange_Crush

#51
October 07, 2005, 11:03:54 PM
Troy!  You da man!

As you can see, this time I did it myself!

I wasn't paying some hottie 50 bucks to rip the hair off the twins (though I gladly would if she was wearing a leather corset and thigh-high stilleto-heeled black boots).
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

andy74

#53
October 08, 2005, 09:04:23 AM
ive been laughing so hard that i almost pissed myself! oc you are truly a comic genius!!!!

Arthu®

#54
October 08, 2005, 12:40:20 PM
Ok so now you have done it, never want back right. The ladies like it better too....
Striving for world domination since 1986

dodgecharger-fan

#55
October 08, 2005, 12:41:15 PM
Quote from: 73dodge on October 07, 2005, 12:39:04 PM
did you shave everything?

did you oil up and flex for the wife? Although a greasy beer gut is probably not too attractive.............


Am I grossing everyone out now with all the gross mental pictures?



*trying to erase mental picture of 73dodge shaved and greased up in a hotel room while on a customer con-call*
:leaving:

Charger_Fan

#56
October 08, 2005, 03:03:05 PM
Troy! :smilielol:

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

73dodge

#57
October 08, 2005, 03:12:49 PM
Quote from: dodgecharger-fan on October 08, 2005, 12:41:15 PM
Quote from: 73dodge on October 07, 2005, 12:39:04 PM
did you shave everything?

did you oil up and flex for the wife? Although a greasy beer gut is probably not too attractive.............


Am I grossing everyone out now with all the gross mental pictures?



*trying to erase mental picture of 73dodge shaved and greased up in a hotel room while on a customer con-call*
:leaving:

Okay if I ever get on a con call with you I'll make sure to activate the little USB video camera that I have for my laptop.


;D
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store NOT a government agency!

4cruzin

#58
October 09, 2005, 11:25:51 AM
You all talk about some of the crasiest things!!   
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#59
October 09, 2005, 03:53:01 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 11:54:22 AM
And I realize that I am an exceedingly hairy SOB

So I look at the electric trimmer I use to buzz my hair (on my head) And I got to thinking....hmmmmm.

The wife wasn't too happy about all the curly joes she had to sweep off the bathroom floor, but I could get used to the look if only it didn't itch so damn much!

Hey...At least I didn't use wax this time!



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#60
October 09, 2005, 04:37:01 PM
I was thinking about that Back waxing.....Maybe they'll throw in a complementry Bag wax?  :icon_smile_shock: :D :D
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#61
October 09, 2005, 08:28:26 PM
oh........man these thread is crazy  :smilielol:

Khyron

#62
October 09, 2005, 09:17:08 PM
it made it to 3 pages!  :o


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#63
October 10, 2005, 08:57:11 AM
Is that Big Foot?  :o  :scared:

This thread =  :image_294343:
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Old Moparz

#64
October 10, 2005, 09:06:31 AM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 11:03:54 PM
Troy!   You da man!

As you can see, this time I did it myself!

I wasn't paying some hottie 50 bucks to rip the hair off the twins (though I gladly would if she was wearing a leather corset and thigh-high stilleto-heeled black boots).


Here you go Mr. Backhair.  :D  I can't say I'd disagree either.
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BB1

#65
October 10, 2005, 09:57:26 AM
Congratulation!!! Your a wiener   ;D
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#66
October 10, 2005, 11:58:15 AM
Quote from: Lowprofile on October 09, 2005, 04:37:01 PM
I was thinking about that Back waxing.....Maybe they'll throw in a complementry Bag wax?   :icon_smile_shock: :D :D
Damn, I'm glad I'm not that friggin' hairy!

The ironic part is that it looks like he's going a little bald. :image_294343:

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

Mudhawg

#67
October 10, 2005, 03:09:43 PM
When that guy does go bald he can let his back hair grow out, then he'd have the ultimate combover! ;D

TeeWJay426

#68
October 11, 2005, 07:24:51 AM
Quote from: 4402tuff4u on October 07, 2005, 02:19:13 PM
Why, why , why did I click!! I knew I would regret it. :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall:

Me too........... :eek:
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