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So I'm naked and happen to glance in the mirror

Started by Orange_Crush, October 07, 2005, 11:54:22 AM

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Orange_Crush

October 07, 2005, 11:54:22 AM
And I realize that I am an exceedingly hairy SOB

So I look at the electric trimmer I use to buzz my hair (on my head) And I got to thinking....hmmmmm.

The wife wasn't too happy about all the curly joes she had to sweep off the bathroom floor, but I could get used to the look if only it didn't itch so damn much!

Hey...At least I didn't use wax this time!

I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

RD

#1
October 07, 2005, 11:56:00 AM
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#2
October 07, 2005, 12:06:42 PM
  You have some FREAKY post man...  heh...  LMAO

Khyron

#3
October 07, 2005, 12:23:19 PM
Admit it, you started flexing and strutting in front of the Mirror didn't you?  :lol:


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6pkrunner

#4
October 07, 2005, 12:28:10 PM
Quote from: Khyron on October 07, 2005, 12:23:19 PM
Admit it, you started flexing and strutting in front of the Mirror didn't you?   :lol:


With that and the hairy coment, looks like lunch is making a comeback! :icon_smile_big:

Mudhawg

#5
October 07, 2005, 12:30:21 PM
So you slicked off the twins?

Dale The Bold

#6
October 07, 2005, 12:33:42 PM
Shame.  Shame on all of us for clicking on a thread with such a title.   :rotz:
Matt. 14:8 (KJV) "And she, being before instructed of her mother, said, 'give me here John Baptist's head in a Charger.'"

dart3404

#7
October 07, 2005, 12:34:00 PM
Thanks for sharing.


73dodge

#8
October 07, 2005, 12:39:04 PM
did you shave everything?

did you oil up and flex for the wife? Although a greasy beer gut is probably not too attractive.............


Am I grossing everyone out now with all the gross mental pictures?

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Orange_Crush

#9
October 07, 2005, 12:42:39 PM
Quote from: Mudhawg on October 07, 2005, 12:30:21 PM
So you slicked off the twins?

Well...lets just say that little OC no longer looks like a midget standing in sawgrass.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Plumcrazy

#10
October 07, 2005, 12:44:02 PM

It's not a midlife crisis, it's my second adolescence.

PocketThunder

#11
October 07, 2005, 12:54:13 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 12:42:39 PM
Quote from: Mudhawg on October 07, 2005, 12:30:21 PM
So you slicked off the twins?

Well...lets just say that little OC no longer looks like a midget standing in sawgrass.

:smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
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Arthu®

#12
October 07, 2005, 12:54:39 PM
so how old are you now? And you only figured that out just now?
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Old Moparz

#13
October 07, 2005, 01:06:29 PM
I'd be willing to bet that a lot of members on here weren't around on the old site when you posted about waxing your back.   :smilielol:

Too bad, it was a good read.
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ramit

#14
October 07, 2005, 01:46:43 PM
I hope you didn't tuck your junk behind your legs and pose! :o

Khyron

#15
October 07, 2005, 02:00:32 PM
:haha:


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NYCMille

#16
October 07, 2005, 02:13:38 PM
DOOD! WTF!?!

4402tuff4u

#17
October 07, 2005, 02:19:13 PM
Why, why , why did I click!! I knew I would regret it. :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall:
"Mother should I trust the government?........... Pink Floyd "Mother"

Mudhawg

#18
October 07, 2005, 02:59:29 PM
Sooooo, did you just use the trimmer or did you get out the nair and/or a razor??

Orange_Crush

#19
October 07, 2005, 03:07:38 PM
Quote from: Mudhawg on October 07, 2005, 02:59:29 PM
Sooooo, did you just use the trimmer or did you get out the nair and/or a razor??

Just the trimmer...that's the last place I'd risk a nick.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Mudhawg

#20
October 07, 2005, 03:13:01 PM
That's some funny s**t right there.  Sooooo, what did your wife say, because we all know you went to her and said. "Hey, look at what I did!!"

Orange_Crush

#21
October 07, 2005, 03:15:30 PM
Quote from: Mudhawg on October 07, 2005, 03:13:01 PM
That's some funny s**t right there.   Sooooo, what did your wife say, because we all know you went to her and said. "Hey, look at what I did!!"

She looked up from her magazine, shook her head, and went back to her reading.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

ChargerBill

#22
October 07, 2005, 03:21:55 PM
Sick visuals, m u s t   s t o p   t h e m.... Does anyone know the best way to scrub your brain?... :icon_smile_dead:
Life is a highway...

Orange_Crush

#23
October 07, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
Oh...BTW...

Something I learned the hard way for anyone wanting to try this...

clippers WILL nick sack skin so be careful.

It took me about 20 minutes to get my bag to quit bleeding!
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Mudhawg

#24
October 07, 2005, 03:26:25 PM
please tell us there are no windows in your bathroom.
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