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So I'm naked and happen to glance in the mirror

Started by Orange_Crush, October 07, 2005, 11:54:22 AM

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ChargerBill

#25
October 07, 2005, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
Oh...BTW...

Something I learned the hard way for anyone wanting to try this...

clippers WILL nick sack skin so be careful.

It took me about 20 minutes to get my bag to quit bleeding!

OC, you're killing me man...why do I keep clicking on this thread?! :-X
Life is a highway...

Telvis

#26
October 07, 2005, 03:29:26 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
Oh...BTW...

Something I learned the hard way for anyone wanting to try this...

clippers WILL nick sack skin so be careful.

It took me about 20 minutes to get my bag to quit bleeding!

Holy Crap!! O U C H!!!!

Orange_Crush

#27
October 07, 2005, 03:30:41 PM
Quote from: ChargerBill on October 07, 2005, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
Oh...BTW...

Something I learned the hard way for anyone wanting to try this...

clippers WILL nick sack skin so be careful.

It took me about 20 minutes to get my bag to quit bleeding!

OC, you're killing me man...why do I keep clicking on this thread?! :-X

Because I guarantee that 90% of guys on this board have done something similar to this AT LEAST once.

I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Old Moparz

#28
October 07, 2005, 03:34:22 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:30:41 PM
Quote from: ChargerBill on October 07, 2005, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
Oh...BTW...

Something I learned the hard way for anyone wanting to try this...

clippers WILL nick sack skin so be careful.

It took me about 20 minutes to get my bag to quit bleeding!

OC, you're killing me man...why do I keep clicking on this thread?! :-X

Because I guarantee that 90% of guys on this board have done something similar to this AT LEAST once.




Maybe, but it has to be safer than wrapping yourself in 8 rolls of duct tape & tying one end to a fence & rolling down the hill to unwind it to remove the hair.
               Bob                



              I Gotta Stop Taking The Bus

ChargerBill

#29
October 07, 2005, 03:35:29 PM
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Because I guarantee that 90% of guys on this board have done something similar to this AT LEAST once.

I had a kinky GF back in college :icon_smile_approve: She was handy with a disposable razor...
Life is a highway...

Old Moparz

#30
October 07, 2005, 03:38:26 PM
 :eek:

               Bob                



              I Gotta Stop Taking The Bus

Mudhawg

#31
October 07, 2005, 03:41:46 PM
Wow thats very 70s of you old moparz

73dodge

#32
October 07, 2005, 03:55:54 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:30:41 PM
Quote from: ChargerBill on October 07, 2005, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
Oh...BTW...

Something I learned the hard way for anyone wanting to try this...

clippers WILL nick sack skin so be careful.

It took me about 20 minutes to get my bag to quit bleeding!

OC, you're killing me man...why do I keep clicking on this thread?! :-X

Because I guarantee that 90% of guys on this board have done something similar to this AT LEAST once.



Yea but we would'nt post the results on the WORLD WIDE WEB for all 8 billion people on the planet to read
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store NOT a government agency!

Khyron

#33
October 07, 2005, 03:58:06 PM
Quote from: ChargerBill on October 07, 2005, 03:35:29 PM

I had a kinky GF back in college :icon_smile_approve: She was handy with a disposable razor...


I don't trust ANYONE that much ;)


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73dodge

#34
October 07, 2005, 03:59:20 PM
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Maybe, but it has to be safer than wrapping yourself in 8 rolls of duct tape & tying one end to a fence & rolling down the hill to unwind it to remove the hair.


Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store NOT a government agency!

ChargerBill

#35
October 07, 2005, 04:03:38 PM
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I don't trust ANYONE that much ;)

This girl was so hot she could get you to do anything...and trust me, she had a lot of personal experience. :icon_smile_approve:
Life is a highway...

ramit

#36
October 07, 2005, 04:05:16 PM
We should just be glad that orange crush did not post any pics of his hair removal adventure!

Vainglory, Esq.

#37
October 07, 2005, 04:27:33 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:15:30 PM
Quote from: Mudhawg on October 07, 2005, 03:13:01 PM
That's some funny s**t right there.   Sooooo, what did your wife say, because we all know you went to her and said. "Hey, look at what I did!!"

She looked up from her magazine, shook her head, and went back to her reading.

Poor girl. ;D

Charger_Fan

#38
October 07, 2005, 05:12:55 PM
Now is it like velcro when you're trying to get your underwear off?

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

dart3404

#39
October 07, 2005, 06:04:21 PM
 :haha:

Plumcrazy

#40
October 07, 2005, 06:05:03 PM
I have to ask   ::)

Is your wife going to follow in your steps?   :icon_smile_blackeye:

It's not a midlife crisis, it's my second adolescence.

NHCharger

#41
October 07, 2005, 07:54:57 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 12:42:39 PM
Quote from: Mudhawg on October 07, 2005, 12:30:21 PM
So you slicked off the twins?

Well...lets just say that little OC no longer looks like a midget standing in sawgrass.

:haha: :haha: :haha:

My wife just read this thread.
She says I'm not allowed to play with you guys anymore.
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Khyron

#42
October 07, 2005, 08:10:14 PM
Quote from: NHCharger on October 07, 2005, 07:54:57 PM
She says I'm not allowed to play with you guys anymore.

Due to the topic at hand. might I suggest that get re-worded :lol:


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TruckDriver

#43
October 07, 2005, 08:37:17 PM
I'm a bit suprized. This sounds like a Mustanghater post :rotz:
PETE

My Dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

Orange_Crush

#44
October 07, 2005, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: DodgeChargerGuy on October 07, 2005, 08:37:17 PM
I'm a bit suprized. This sounds like a Mustanghater post :rotz:

Naw man...he's gotta grow something so he can shave it off!
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Troy

#45
October 07, 2005, 09:38:04 PM
That reminds me... :D

Quote from: Orange_Crush
Seems that at about age 30, I started getting some back hair.  By yesterday, it had gotten bad enough (hair poking through the weave in my shirt and pulling) that I decided to take my wife's suggestion and get it waxed.

Lets just say that I now know better.  This is the first time I have been able to put perspective on the pain I suffered when I racked my testes on my boat's rope cleat.

I figured it wouldn't be so bad.  A nice, dimly lit room, a massage table, candles, aromatherapy, the whole thing. 

None of that seems to matter when the white-hot searing pain in your back occupies every neuron in your brain.  Before I went in, I thought the girl performing the operation was a beautiful, blue eyed, porcelain skinned hottie.  After I came out, she looked like a sadistic hag to me!

The worst part is that the procedure takes about an hour, during which the hair (and skin too, from what it feels like) is peeled off your body in 2 inch wide x 6 inch long strips.  The agony is drawn out.

NEVER AGAIN

Who said all the important stuff from the old site was lost???

Troy
Sarcasm detector, that's a real good invention.

Khyron

#46
October 07, 2005, 09:42:04 PM
:haha:  :bow:


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Todd Wilson

#47
October 07, 2005, 09:50:43 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! O0

Vainglory, Esq.

#48
October 07, 2005, 10:03:01 PM
Troy! :bow:

Silver R/T

#49
October 07, 2005, 10:10:04 PM
did we really need to know that...
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